HARAAM IS DEAD
WELCOME HAZAAM!
for five years and over 30 releases, iconoclastic agitprop noise-satirists HARAAM delivered the world-quality top-shelf textured-noisescape products you craved.
but murmurs in the boardroom confirmed what the graphs and pie-charts had predicted - the Ideological Eschatalogical Terrorist Market was already completely dominated - and shareholders demanded that the company exploit greener pastures. there was nothing to but withdraw from the market, and rebrand.
HARAAM IS DEAD
WELCOME HAZAAM!
hazaam is all the things that haraam is not. hazaam is not any of the things that haraam once was. haraam was the past - hazaam is the future. haraam is dead - welcome hazaam.
the first release under the shiny new logo and name is the inward-looking REBRANDED, focusing on market awareness and concept dissemination of the new rebranding mission. two improvised slabs of motivational noise, with a desk-top-lunch-break between them, a reminder that the blood that flows through a business's veins is its Mission, Vision, and Values. 55 minutes of neuro-reframing sonic architecture, for only 5 dollars. sign the dotted line in blood.
the second release - a special offer to entice new customers as we boldly penetrate new markets - is the world's first Reassuring Noise release to feature Motivational
Neurolinguistic Promptwordsᵀᴹ. nothing is worse than a scattered or complaining workforce - with HAZAAM's gentle but supportive noisescape, you can encourage your Team to Mindfully
Appreciate their role in your organisation, rather than fight it! comes with two versions of the piece, one with explicit support-words, and one with subconscious implication. 65 minutes of motivational noise, for only 5 dollars. the real cost is not your money, but your loyalty.
the third release is a tripartite excursion through three phases of existence - studies have shown that the Rule of Threes is archetypally entrenched in the demographic psyche, and is a powerful business tool. part one could be played at morning tea, part two at lunchtime, part three for that much-needed boost in the afternoons (when biology and coporate needs are at their most conflicting). part one can be viewed as the pentration of a new market, part two as the exploitation of that market, and part three as the eventual domination. birth, life, death - boom, bust, depression - beginning, middle, end - however you view it, this release will deliver psychological advantages to any entity that embraces it. 55 minutes of productive noise, for only 5 dollars. undercut the opposition - obliterate the competition - dominate the sector.
HARAAM IS DEAD
WELCOME HAZAAM!
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